`%Barstool Prophet
`9I may be drunk, I may be old, but this here game is the best, so let it
`%Barstool Prophet
`9be told!
`%Bartender
`9Your rhymes get cheesier and cheesier as the days go by...
`%Elsie
`9Cheese?  I'm the chef, I can make CHEESE...
`%Barstool Prophet
`9In the REGISTERED version, I can be very helpful.
`%Bartender
`9You?  Helpful?  You can't even help yourself!
`%Barstool Prophet
`9I manage to help myself to beer just fine...
`%Bartender
`9Sure..  Just make sure you've got the money to buy it!
`%Barstool Prophet
`9Jimmy Crapped Corn and I don't care. Jimmy Crapped Corn and I don't care..  
`%Wise Old Monk
`9I am wise.  Listen to me.  REGISTER THIS GAME!  REGISTER THIS GAME! PLEASE!
