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{F7Another Great Saying by the Wise {FFL.C. Coonse{F7 {F9(Shhhh)
{F9Ŀ
{F9{F7 {F2" {FA'Tis better to be tried by twelve than{F7 {F9
{F9{F7  {F2  {FAcarried by six...{F2"{F7             {F2      {F7 {F9
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{FC* {F8   {FBArtery -{F2 The study of paintings{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBBacteria -{F7 {F2The back door of a cafeteria{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBBarium -{F7 {F2What doctors do when patients die{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBBowel -{F7 {F2A letter like a, e, i, o or u{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBCaesarean Section -{F7 {F2A neighborhood in Rome{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBCat Scan -{F7 {F2Searching for Socks{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBCauterize -{F7 {F2Made eye contact with her{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBColic -{F7 {F2A sheep dog{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBD & C -{F7 {F2Where Washington is{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBDilate -{F7 {F2To live long{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBEnema -{F7 {F2Not a friend{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBFester -{F7 {F2Quicker{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBGenital -{F7 {F2Not a Jew{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBG.I. Series -{F7 {F2Soldier ball game{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBHangnail -{F7 {F2Cost hook{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBImpotent -{F7 {F2Distinguished; well known{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBLabor Pain -{F7 {F2Getting hurt at work{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBMedical Staff - {F2A doctor's cane{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBMorbid -{F7 {F2A higher offer{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBNitrates -{F7 {F2Cheaper than day rates{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBNode -{F7 {F2was aware of{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBOutpatient -{F7 {F2A person who fainted{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBPapsmear - {F2A fatherhood test{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBPelvis -{F7 {F2A cousin of Elvis{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBPostoperative -{F7 {F2A letter carrier{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBRecovery Room - {F2An upholstery{F7 {F2shop{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBRectum -{F7 {F2Dang near killed 'em{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBSeizure - {F2Roman Emperor{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBTablet -{F7 {F2A small table{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBTerminal Illness - {F2Getting sick at an airport{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBTumors -{F7 {F2More than one{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBUrine -{F7 {F2Opposite of "{FAyou're out{F2"{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBVaricose -{F7 {F2Nearby{F8

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{F8From {FFBill Clinton's Medical Dictionary....{FC
{FC* {F7   {FBVein -{F7 {F2Conceited{FC

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{F35 out of 6 people who have seen the {FBChicago{F3 beta said it raised
{F3their opinion of {FFOS/2 2.1{F3.

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{FFTechnophone{FE {F8(n){FE {F3- Someone who wants to get connected
{F3              to the internet, but has an intense fear of AT&T

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{F3Through the unlawful acts and practices described above{FC
{FBMicrosoft{F3 has harmed competition, consumers and innovation{F8
{F9-Department Of Justice, July 15 1994{F3

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{F4Support {FFOS/2 {F3- {F3Show {FDNT {F3to your friends!{F3

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{F4Support {FFOS/2 {F3- {F3Show the {FDChicago eta {F3to your friends!{F3

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{F3The last thing the world needs is more broken Windows.{FB

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{FBGates of Borg{F3: Law is irrelevant. OEMs will be assimilated.

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{F4Bones, examine the yeast creature... He's bread, Jim.

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{F4How do you make Windows faster?  {FDThrow it harder{F4!

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{F4Chicago is dreaming to be what NT failed to be.

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{F4Microsoft is filling a void with {FCChicago{F4, and nothing more.  That void is
{F4the time between the advent of {FCWindows NT{F4, and the time when it will be a
{F4viable OS to market widely.  They are hoping that {FCCairo{F4 is just that.{F8
{F9- Mike Ruskai,  August 15th, 1994{FC

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{FCWindoze NT{F3:  {FFPreemptive multi-dozing.{F3

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{F3"{FBWindows NT Performance{F3", on the next "{FCIn Search Of{F3"

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{F4I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep!{FB

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{FBBorgBurgers{F3 - We do it our way; your way is irrelevant.{FA

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{FAMicrosoft Motto: {F3Hey, Wait for us! {FB We're {F3the leaders!!!{FA

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{FAFrom the Microsoft 10 commandments:{FF
{FF1{F3.  Thou shalt not let thy heathen OS onto thy computer, lest ye be banished{F0
{F0.{F3   from the sacred life sucking -oops- I meant life-{FBgiving{F3 caste...{FA

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{FAFrom the Microsoft 10 commandments:{FF
{FF2{F3.{F7  {F3Thou shalt fervently spread the lies -oops- I meant marketing collateral{F0
{F0.{F3   regarding all things produced from ye sacred city upon Mount Redmond...{FA

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{FAFrom the Microsoft 10 commandments:{FF
{FF3{F3.{F7  {F3Thou shalt promote all sacred standards to the masses as God's, oops{F0
{F0.{F3   Billy's word.{FA

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{FAFrom the Microsoft 10 commandments:{FF
{FF4{F3.  When Billy changes thy standards thou shalt immediately lash out at any{F0
{F0.{F3   heathens who fail to fall unto his feet and pledge large budgets{FB {F3-{FB {F3ahem, I{F0
{F0.{F3   meant {FBfealty{F3 to support His new standards... This shall be done yearly...{FA

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{FAFrom the Microsoft 10 commandments:{FF
{FF5{F3.   Thou shalt disown any upstart principles of system design and analysis{F0
     {F3from insolent homos like Yourdon, DeMarco, etc and follow Billy's{F0
     {F3undocumented {FBProverb 26.1 :{F3 {F7design on ye fly's patootie{F3....{FA

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{FAFrom the Microsoft 10 commandments:{FF
{FF6{F3.   Thou shalt impress upon ye customers, that it is a sancrosanct privilege{F0
{F0.{F3    to receive alpha , ahem beta tidings from ye still-wet-behind-ye-ears-{F0
{F0.{F3    ahem, I meant {FBold sages{F3 at Mount Redmond...  Yay, may thy naysayers{F0
{F0.{FB    {F3suffer grievious injury,  pestillence and undisclosed amounts of monetary{F0
{F0.{FB   {F3 damages for uttering unpleasantries about ye tidings received....{FA

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{FAFrom the Microsoft 10 commandments:{FF
{FF7{F3.  Thou shalt laugh upon the face of the enemy and spit upon thine consent{F0
{F0.{F3   decrees, and let the masses know that their is only one law that of God,{F0
{F0.{F3   ahem, Billy....{FA

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{FAFrom the Microsoft 10 commandments:{FF
{FF8{F3.  Thou shalt impress upon the lemmings-ahem-masses, that God/Billy shall not{F0
{F0.{F3   destroy their economy in five years by bleading them dry through His{F0
{F0.{F3   proprietary -oops-exclusive worship.... whilst the other heathens abroad{F0
{F0.{F3   adopt so called open solutions...{FA

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{FAFrom the Microsoft 10 commandments:{FF
{FF9{F3.   Thou shalt shout from the rooftops that there are but one chosen people.{F0
{F0.{F3    Those that do not fall upon HIS feet and worship HIM, shall be destroyed{F0
{F0.{F3    in the upcoming nuclear destruction-oops-conflaguration caused by bugs in{F0
{F0.{F3    His products, ahem I meant, ordered by {FCHIM{F3....{FA

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{FAFrom the Microsoft 10 commandments:{FF
{FF10{F3.  Thou shalt meditate upon these and all of {FBGOD's{F3 teachings awaiting Divine{F0
{F0.{F3    inspiration for ye tiny-feeble minded selves whilst coding. Thou shalt{F0
{F0.{F3    disavow all planning, and follow His schedule and blindly and absolutely{F0
{F0.{F3    adopt His decisions for ye lowely corporations, homes, and lives.....{FA

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{FAFrom the Microsoft 10 commandments:{F7 {F8[EPILOUGE]{F3
{F3By following these commandments, thy lives will be EASIER.... Thou shalt leave
thy first born to Billy's vision, and all their first borns will in turn be
screwed-oops-pledged... Thou must forgo short-term pleasures and concentrate
on Billy's true rewards for himself-ahem, yourselves.....  Thou shalt inherit{FC
{FCHIS{F3 kingdom for all eternity!!!!!

